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Mike: Welcome Ladies and Gentelmen to the premiere episode of AWF's GENEXT wrestling!
I'm your host, Mike Bucci, and this is my partner in crime, Mr. Rob Conway!
Rob: That's Rob, the Bod to you Mike!
Mike: Well I'm almost afraid to ask but why exactly are you refering to yourself as the bod now?
Rob: Are you kidding me? I embody everything the truly perfect specimen of a man is! I mean look at this
shirt! It's awsome because of the person it's on!
Rob: And these boots! Check these things out! Nobody could pull these off except Rob "The Bod" Conway!
You'd never be able to wear something as fashionable as these babies!
Mike: well, ya got that right!
Rob: And besides, It totally goes with my kilt!
Mike: WOW! This is really more than I bargained for tonight folks, but there ya have it...Rob the bod!
Mike: Fashion disasters aside, fans, we have one heck of a show for you tonight, so let's get right into the action!
Rob: Hey does this kilt make my butt look big?
Mike: *Sigh* Why do i feel like I'm gonna regret quitting my job scrubbing floors at Wal-Mart!
ANNOUNCER: Entering the arena at this time...the Japanese assasin, RYU SAKODA!
Mike: What a treat to have Ryu Sakoda as part of the Genext family! This guy has incredible potential and
brings with him a plethora of arsenal sure to drive any wrestler running back to the training room!
Rob: Yeah, Sakoda's a seasoned wrestler. He's got lot's of experience from all over the world.
ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, NASTY NICK NEMETH!
Mike: Nick Nemeth is just as his name implies. He's a mean son of a gun, an enforcer type if you will for
TM PRIDE!
Rob: Yeah, this guy doesn't play. He'll rip your head off just for coughing the wrong way.
Mike: By the way fans, if you have not checked out the special edition of Sports Celebrated featuring TM PRIDE,
be sure to take a look to get some insight on these guys.
Rob: Hey, I read the article...very insightful.
Mike: And here we go, Nemeth quickly on the offensive with a knee to the gut of Sakoda!
Mike: Nemeth, relentlessly kicking a way at Ryu Sakoda!
Rob: I told ya this guy is one nasty hombre.
Mike: And an arrogant one too as Nemeth mugs for the crowd as the referee tries to get Sakoda back on his feet.
Rob: Well, ya really gotta hand it to this kid, he's out there takin care of business.
Mike: Yeah, well I think this whole group of TM PRIDE is gonna cause alot of trouble and pain for the rest of the
Genext roster.
Mike: Whoa, wait a second, Check out Sakoda!
Mike: And incredible counter by Sakoda, giving him a chance to get some kinda offense going here.
Rob: Uh OH! This ain't lookin to well for Nemeth!
Mike: OHHH! That'll get him hittin' those Mariah Carey high notes!
Rob: Dude, she's so hot! But not as hot as me!
Mike: OOOOK! Back to the action! Ryu, up on the apron...
Mike: Ryu now with an amazing moonsault into the ring....
Mike: ...that nails Nick Nemeth right in the abdominals
Rob: Which, coincidentally, are not as defined as mine!
Mike: Yes, thank you Rob, we know. Now Sakoda is up...
Mike:...oh my right into a backflip onto Nemeth!
Mike: Great move by The Japanese Assasin, and now Nemeth finds himself in some trouble!
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